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As Far As It Goes

I sometimes think I’m asexual
because when Good Girl Sandra Dee
became Greaser Girl Sandy,
I honestly cannot say
whether or not she got any “hotter”,
and if you asked which one I’d go steady with,
I’d only choose the good girl because
I’d rather not date a smoker.

I sometimes think I’m asexual
because I never feel shortness of breath
from largeness of breasts,
never felt cinnamon sweet
on a pair of buns,
only ever found some faces aesthetically beautiful
and that’s As Far As It Goes,
and I never registered whether
these faces accompanied supermodelly bodilys.

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